ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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