My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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