some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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