its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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