But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think my vagina is haunted
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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