OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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