I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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