Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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