My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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