Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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