i don't like sucking hair
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.