just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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