D3 body, D1 cock
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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