Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize