Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
