Whatcha textin bout Willis?
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
ok first of all what the fuck
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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