We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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