The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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