do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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