thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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