I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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