normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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