Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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