We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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