One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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