I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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