so explain again why im purple
no
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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