she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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