Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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