Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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