Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
