Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My dick has a subreddit
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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