HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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