Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Houston, we have a squirter
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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