Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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