I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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