It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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