I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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