What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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