I just pynch a tree in the face
I just cut my nipple shaving
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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