my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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