Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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