Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
