OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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