So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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