I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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