flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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