I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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