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I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my being single is dangerous.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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