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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.

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  Well... I doubt that.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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• (509): View more from Washington

  after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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• (585): View more from New York

  when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"

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• (310): View more from California

  Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops

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