i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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