i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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