Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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