I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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