So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize