I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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