In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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