We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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